When you are bored...

        Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

        A day without sunshine is like . . . night.

        On the other hand, you have different fingers.

        99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

        Remember, half the people you know are below average.

        Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

        Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

        If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

        If you believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

        When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

        Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

        Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have enough film.

        How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

        Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

        What happens if you get scared half to death . . . twice?

        The garage couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.

        Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

        Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today may come back           to burn your ass tomorrow.