Enjoy these wedding announcements. . .  

And I hope they won't be using their hyphenated names. . .


"I don't know, last I saw them, they . . . "


 

Hurry . . . hurry . . .

 
    
 

"Well, years ago I might have . . . "


 
"The main thing I learned in College was . . ."


 
"As soon as I get done here I'm gonna . . ."



 "The coroner told me that it looked like he had
 been hit in the head several times with a . . . "



 ...no comment .


 
"Not only has my ass been itchin', on closer
 inspection I find my . . . "


 
No Comment ... really!!!


 
"It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken
 condition cleared up, now I've got an . . . "

   
 

"Honest Judge, I'm not really a . . . "


 
"My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my
 Aikin-Johnson was to . . . "


 
"And...the Doctor also suggested for preventative measures,
 at least twice a week, I should be . . . "

 

 "After I get all of these medical problems taken care of,
 I think I'll go get a . . ."