Funeral Arrangements
 
 
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation  to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.   
 
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home  for $5,000, or you can bury her here in  the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it  and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
  ship your Mother-In-Law home, when it would be wonderful to be  buried here and you would spend only $150????

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
  buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.... I just can't take that chance."