There Ya' Go !!!! 

Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 1011, Dallas Tower - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be praised!!"

Dallas ATC: "Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L - Allah is Great!!"

Pause: Static.....

Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER, DALLAS TOWER, SAUDI AIR 1011!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 1011, Dallas Tower, go ahead?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! SAY INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us - ya hear."

 
Gotta Luv them Air traffic Controllers !!!! LOL