A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are
seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a fun game?
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his
friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde,
and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and
goes back to sleep.