Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Cincinnati Bengals.
 
Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus -------.'
  
Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.
 
Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
  
Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
 
Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.
 
Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.